Ursidae Hypnotist working with UrsidaNomics as Director of UmhEh Research and Development

 Hi, I am John Thomas and I work with bears.

    Occupation:

        Ursidae Hypnotist working with UrsidaNomics as Director of UmhEh Research and Development

        Skills:
        Ursidae language (audible and body) and perception modification.

    Employment:

Ursus Maritimus

Ursus Horribilis

        

    

        UrsidaNomics
        Director of UmhEh Research and Development, 1997 - present

    I hypnotize on average one to seven common bears a day. I manage perception modification studies and field appliances application during UmhEh process. Modification and application of known forms of hypnosis, currently on Ursus Maritimus and Ursus Horribilis. Streamlining process for Ursus Maritimus and Ursus Horribilis Ericksonian hypnosis -- UmhEh -- using IEM binaural delivery.

        GroundingHam Delivery Systems
        Product Handling Information Tech., 1996 - 1997

    Introduced Hypnosis to product production lines which lowered employee discomfort and product awareness as processed. This increased profits due to a thirty-two percent (32.33) reduction in employee accidents and an increased production output. Once implementation completed the following month there were zero absences, which was a thirteen year first.